| Holy Hand Grenade Danglers There are times when you are driving around - times where you can just feel evil watching you from the brush. Well, just in case you're not insane and there really are killer rabbits waiting for you, it's best to be prepared. Hang these danglers and you'll have two chances to take out the furry demons. And, they will show everyone what a cool person you are for liking Monty Python, too. And now, let us now turn to a page from "Armaments, Chapter Two," for instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade properly. First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Each Grenade is about 4" in diameter. ©Toy Vault Inc |
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